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migrating to twitter bc tumblr might die is pure crackheadery if this thing goes down I’m just gonna start reading books
since technically there is no male and female bc we are all one in Jesus Christ…. would that make our collective nipples “god-presenting”? discuss.
lydia do you accept constructive criticism on your posts
no. god herself whispered this post into my ear. defying it would be blasphemous.
oi heres a cool concept right
its like nickelodeon characters yeah? but theyre all smoking marijuana, pretty messed up huh? well i’m insane
i arrive at the gay bar in full butch getup and i look like super hot like trust me and i start buying chocolate milk for the femmes at the bar…..between my striking good looks and my generosity concerning tasteful dairy products i have impressed them greatly and after an hour of chatting I make my move. i reach into my pocket and remove a large, gorgeous lichen affixed to a piece of bark from its protective herbarium packet that I have concealed in my pants pocket. “it’s a symbiotic relationship between a fungus and an algae,” i begin,
You say shitpost but I swear to god I would pick up the U-haul on our way home from the bar don’t try me
Anonymous asked:
adz answered:
if it was the lion king vore one then yes, i just need a minute
